| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 26.26 | 26.73 | 27.36 | 27.99 | 28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in | 5.04 | 5.28 | 5.51 | 5.75 | 5.98 |
This slim-fit tee carries a sharp streak of dad-humor and holiday mischief—lightweight, slightly fitted, and designed to sit closer to the body. The front shows a playful portrait of a man wearing a jester-style Santa hat above bold text reading “Salty Dad.” The back continues the voice with handwritten-style text: “DON’T BE A RECTAL JESTER — Salty Dad,” giving the shirt a conversational, cheeky tone that’s equal parts irreverent and affectionate. It feels like the kind of shirt you pull on for a family gathering when you want to tease, poke fun, and get a laugh without trying too hard. The soft, airlume combed cotton and ribbed collar keep the tee feeling lightweight and breathable through long conversations, late-night storytelling, and post-dinner lounging. Runs on the slimmer side, so sizing up gives a more relaxed drape.
Product features
- 100% airlume combed & ringspun cotton (solid colors); heather blends vary
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Slim fit with longer body length — runs smaller than usual
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams for shape retention
- Tear-away label and adult sizing; meets flammability requirements
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean