This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings a bold, tongue-in-cheek energy to holiday gatherings. The soft, lived-in color and relaxed fit let the wearer move comfortably through noisy family dinners, casual office parties, or late-night bar outings. The front shows a playful portrait of Salty Dad wearing a festive hat, while the back delivers a cheeky, handwritten-style one-liner. It’s for people who lean into irreverent humor and want clothing that feels broken-in from day one — roomy at the shoulders, substantial in fabric, and subtly faded from the dyeing process. Layer it under a flannel for a cabin get-together or wear it solo for an evening where jokes are louder than small talk.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft, worn-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean